Nationwide Ban On B Words

As Britain sloshes along on the crest of wave nobody wishes to ride, a novel solution has been designed that will help alleviate the British Nation from parliamentary overload.

The scheme aims to ban all words, written or spoken for one week that begin with the letter ‘B’

The following are examples of such banned words:

  • Brexit
  • Boris
  • Blonde
  • Bercow
  • Backstop
  • Brussels
  • Breakaway
  • Bollocks
  • Banter
  • Behaviour
  • Barnier
  • Brainstorm
  • Bruising
  • Britain
  • Ballot

Alistair Owens

The meandering thoughts of someone with too much time on his hands. Tending to see the obscure and irrelevant in most events I have been forced to record this by family members as a means of diverting attention away from them. But I see their plan.

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