Challenge To The Taste Buds

The day started well, up with the larks the sun shining the day held all the freshness of what promised to be a good ‘un.

You start with a bowl of cereal, the good sort the advert promised and to enhance the nourishing qualities you whack on a spoon full of yoghurt. This is the stuff that contains billions and billions of micro things that power up your day. Yet who actually counts the little blighters. Is it a figure dreamt up by the marketing team, or an actual census conducted by an intern – go count the bugs in yoghurt, no not all the bugs just the good guys. Where do you start. Anyhow be that as it may there is one further caveat to the start of your day right. Do make absolutely sure that the pot of life giving yoghurt which’s lives in a white pot in the fridge is the one you pull out half asleep, and definitely not the adjacent very similar pot marked mayonnaise. This provides an altogether extremely weird combination with your favourite cereal, and best avoided. It is impossible to scrape it all off.

Alistair Owens

The meandering thoughts of someone with too much time on his hands. Tending to see the obscure and irrelevant in most events I have been forced to record this by family members as a means of diverting attention away from them. But I see their plan.

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